When historians look back on 20th century America, they are bound to sit down and determine the greatest moments of the era. The three events that will unanimously be chosen
will be World War II, the moon landing, and the time that Rick Steiner named Buff Bagwell's fifty-year old mother WCW Tag Team champion.
Professional wrestlers are certainly one of the few groups of people left with worldwide appeal. I might be getting pretty tired of Queen Elizabeth and her shtick, but I don't think I'll ever quite get over the fact that the Repo Man was concerned with both winning titles AND collecting some deadbeat's Chevelle under the shroud of darkness. Therefore, it's time to explore these gladiators one by one until we finally figure out why Dusty Rhodes can't pronounce the word "will."
Oh, and if you think wrestling is stupid, get out of your damn tower.
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