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Rad Racer II |
•It's not every day that you get speed across a battlefield at 255 MPH. It's also not every day that you get to reference the musical stylings of Eddie Murphy. Thankfully, Rad Racer II allows us to do both.
Leonardite Rating: SATISFYINGLY SPECTACULAR |
Sky Shark |
•Sometimes when I'm bored and pondering life, my mind drifts to World War II. Often times I have thought, "You know, why did we even mobilize the military? All we had to do was enlist one tough-as-nails pilot to take his fighter and destroy the entire Japanese military." You might call me crazy, but if so, you haven't played Sky Shark.
Leonardite Rating: MODERATELY DEF |
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Tetris |
•If there's one game that stands out as a complete goofball, it's Tetris. Oh sure, the NES had games featuring a guy looking for Dracula's body parts and a flying head starring as a hero (really), but is there anything more wacky than these blocks falling from the sky? Strap in as we all play the game that single-handedly won the Cold War for the Soviet Union and transformed that country into the economic and diplomatic power it is today.
Leonardite Rating: TOTALLY RAD |
Yoshi |
•Since we never met the dinosaurs, we apparently think it's our God-given right to use and degrade them in any way we see fit. Things like digging up their bones or naming the Toronto NBA franchise the "Raptors" are acts for which we should be very ashamed. But to create another Mario game and falsely name it after a dinosaur is the final straw. I think it's high time we clone new dinosaurs so they can come back and eat us all so justice can finally be served.
Leonardite Rating: PATENTLY UNINSPIRED |
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